Stupid Spoilers....

 

There was once a young Jedi called Luke
Who fell for HIS SISTER by a fluke.
This would have been shocking
But for all the talking.
But when revealed, it still made us puke.

Happy Day-After-Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day!

There once was a pirate called Jack.
Who wanted to get his ship back.
But Will got in the way
Of his well planned parlay.
So his crew stole her in the attack

Happy Blackout Monday!!

Both young Sally and Danny went Greek.
They went to parties all the next week.
When Sally was quite drunk,
She thought Dan was a hunk.
Tho' his face the next morn' made her shriek.

A Psychology Lesson... Or Rant...

 

There once was a doctor called Freud
Who of non-sexy thoughts was devoid.
His ideas about dreams,
Were a tad bit extreme,
And with his sex symbols we are annoyed.

Legolas: He's Just Too Easy

Congrats, you get TWO limericks for the price of one today! Our way of apologizing for the limerick being a day late.

Or because Legolas really IS too damn easy.  One of the two.

Legolas had great skill with a bow.

One day Gimli caught his eye and so,

Cupid’s arrow he shot,

Into Gimli’s left buttock.

Now he has great skill with this beau.

Legolas was the prettiest one

His braided hair shone bright as the sun.

He would say something “smart”

And win everyone’s hearts

But it’s mainly himself he would stun.

We May Or May Not Be Watching *Ten Things I Hate About You* Right Now...

There once was a young Aussie named Heath
Who had only to flash his white teeth
To win over a lass
Who just wanted his ass
Til he proposed with a bridal wreath.

Since Tomorrow Is Barbie In A Blender Day, We Decided to Celebrate!

There once was a young lad named Ken,

Who wanted Barbie, but when

They climbed into a bunk

She found he had no junk.

They had no idea what to do then.