Because We All Know That It's True...

There once were two lads called Frodo and Samwise
whose claims of loving girls were all lies.
They spent nights all alone,
Oh, how Frodo would moan
When he fiercely made love to Samwise.

A Politically Incorrect Politically Correct Limerick

There once was a congressman, Wiener,

Whose record could not be cleaner.

Til he sent a chick a pic

Of his overlarge dick

Now Jon Stewert could not be meaner.