Since Tomorrow Is Barbie In A Blender Day, We Decided to Celebrate!

There once was a young lad named Ken,

Who wanted Barbie, but when

They climbed into a bunk

She found he had no junk.

They had no idea what to do then.

So Maybe This IS a Week Late...

 

Patty was once a young lifeguard,
Who never a girl would regard.
Till he met a young lass
Who spoke rather crass,
And then did this lifeguard get hard!