Or because Legolas really IS too damn easy. One of the two.
Legolas had great skill with a bow.
One day Gimli caught his eye and so,
Cupid’s arrow he shot,
Into Gimli’s left buttock.
Now he has great skill with this beau.
Legolas was the prettiest one
His braided hair shone bright as the sun.
He would say something “smart”
And win everyone’s hearts
But it’s mainly himself he would stun.
