Stupid Spoilers....

 

There was once a young Jedi called Luke
Who fell for HIS SISTER by a fluke.
This would have been shocking
But for all the talking.
But when revealed, it still made us puke.

Happy Day-After-Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day!

There once was a pirate called Jack.
Who wanted to get his ship back.
But Will got in the way
Of his well planned parlay.
So his crew stole her in the attack

Happy Blackout Monday!!

Both young Sally and Danny went Greek.
They went to parties all the next week.
When Sally was quite drunk,
She thought Dan was a hunk.
Tho' his face the next morn' made her shriek.

A Psychology Lesson... Or Rant...

 

There once was a doctor called Freud
Who of non-sexy thoughts was devoid.
His ideas about dreams,
Were a tad bit extreme,
And with his sex symbols we are annoyed.